January 2012
4 posts
must-have →
me: guess what i just ordered for us?!
Krista: what
me: it starts with an s
and ends in a ocial shower curtain
Krista: UGH get away from me
December 2011
3 posts
“i know
i mean i don’t know
but i like him
i think i do
i don’t...”
November 2011
5 posts
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very cool tumblr
can you come back now?
Kristina writes for Elle sometimes →
October 2011
6 posts
Obama for America: Afternoon! →
barackobama:
Just a quick note to say thanks for the warm welcome, the submissions, and the questions.
To answer a question that’s come up a lot: No, the President isn’t the one writing this Tumblr. He’s got a fair number of non-Tumblr things to do on any given day, we wager. We’re 2012 staffers working…
this is what worries me, people that think obama writes his own tumblr
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September 2011
10 posts
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confession →
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Woke up and wished that I was dead With an aching in my head I lay motionless in bed I thought of you and where you’d gone and let the world spin madly on Everything that I said I’d do Like make the world brand new And take the time for you I just got lost and slept right through the dawn And the world spins madly on I let the day go by I always say goodbye I watch the...
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August 2011
23 posts
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hollllllllllllly crap earthquake in NYC
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“All that I know is I’m breathing”
– Ingrid Michaelson
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“PULL IT OUT!”
– me
(when Melissa found the most beautiful two strands of silver hair in my head)
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community phone
Me: I'll tell you what has changed on my phone since I have been home. Images will not rotate when I want a wider view, my ring tone is changed, I cannot hear any incoming calls, and the battery is shot. And its only 1, so who knows what else I will discover.
Here is the thing-- If you weren't doing dumb annoying and obvious things like changing my ring tone, I wouldn't really have much of a place to blame everything else on you guys taking complete advantage of me this weekend. As a reporter and lead writer of the guide, I NEED my phone to function. I don't use it to play games and watch movies, I need it as a tool to communicate. I do not have the time or energy to figure out how to get my phone back to the settings it was originally. I don't understand what pleasure you guys get out of changing my settings and downloading apps.
Throughout the weekend you boys took my phone to watch movies on and to play games with. I told you numerous times that my phone is not a community phone, but every morning when I woke up it was somewhere else in the house, as was my charger. If I'm not mistaken, I finally found my charger next to Johns bed.
This is real smart considering I pay for Netflix, which you all use. Don't expect that to be available much longer.
I am telling you right now that if my phone is not in the exact condition that it was on Friday afternoon, you three boys will be purchasing me a new phone. And I will be taking Stevens new phone until I receive a new one. So you do what it takes to go out of your way to get my phone back to the way it was.
Michael: lol, I'm sending this to ALL of my friends
Me: im not playinwitchyou